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I bet you...
Who needs a dog
Foreshadowing
Killed by silicone injection
But This is My Stop
Near Death by Toilet
Train kills fireworks watcher
Thief killed when car falls
UP THE RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE
severed an artery as he reache
Foreshadowing
Dip in the Gator Pond
Boozing Canoeists
Staying out of the rain
Iowa woman dies using homemade
Rescued by the helicopter?
Teen dies playing in storm
Boy Scout Troop Leaders Dies
Rising Rock Star Falls
Search fails to find diver
skateboard towing
Worms: 1 --- Iowa: -1
Darwinian Motto
Golfing Moron
Bicycle Blunder
Four Boy Scout Leaders Die
n/a
Woman killed while shocking fo
Iowa woman dies using homemade
Storm Drain "Wake Skating"
Re Bear and Frying Pan=Trouble
Re:EATEN BY HIS PET SPIDERS
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Darwin Awards
2005 July Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

I bet you... 8.3 (257 votes)

Who needs a dog 8.0 (89 votes)

Foreshadowing 7.9 (77 votes)

Killed by silicone injection 7.8 (80 votes)

But This is My Stop 7.8 (73 votes)

Near Death by Toilet 7.5 (96 votes)

Train kills fireworks watcher 7.2 (70 votes)

Thief killed when car falls 7.1 (48 votes)

UP THE RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE 6.9 (30 votes)

severed an artery as he reache 6.8 (39 votes)

Foreshadowing 6.6 (34 votes)

Dip in the Gator Pond 6.5 (21 votes)

Boozing Canoeists 6.4 (31 votes)

Staying out of the rain 6.3 (30 votes)

Iowa woman dies using homemade 6.2 (19 votes)

Rescued by the helicopter? 5.4 (31 votes)

Teen dies playing in storm 5.3 (25 votes)

Boy Scout Troop Leaders Dies 5.3 (17 votes)

Rising Rock Star Falls 5.0 (21 votes)

Search fails to find diver 4.6 (25 votes)

skateboard towing 4.6 (14 votes)

Worms: 1 --- Iowa: -1 4.5 (18 votes)

Darwinian Motto 4.4 (24 votes)

Golfing Moron 4.2 (22 votes)

Bicycle Blunder 4.2 (22 votes)

Four Boy Scout Leaders Die 4.1 (25 votes)

n/a 4.0 (23 votes)

Woman killed while shocking fo 4.0 (12 votes)

Iowa woman dies using homemade 3.6 (9 votes)

Storm Drain "Wake Skating" 3.6 (28 votes)

Re Bear and Frying Pan=Trouble 3.1 (17 votes)

Re:EATEN BY HIS PET SPIDERS 2.4 (19 votes)

0.0 (0 votes)

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