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AND THE TIDE CAME IN!
"I'm an outdoorsman!"
MENSA Miner Millionaire
Man dies from accidental fall
Trash compacted shoplifter
May the flambé be with you
Lost cigarette leads to bizar
Hang in there
That means STOP!
Bombs and Weddings don't mix
Not my gas
Flaming idiots
Lost cigarette leads to bizarr
40 Years of Warnings
Close but, no Cigar
Man drown by pickup
how big is it have to be...
Knife in Pocket Stabbing
Peeing while standing on wall
Stupid Shoplifter
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Darwin Awards
2005 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

AND THE TIDE CAME IN! 8.3 (350 votes)

"I'm an outdoorsman!" 7.7 (103 votes)

MENSA Miner Millionaire 7.5 (117 votes)

Man dies from accidental fall 7.4 (71 votes)

Trash compacted shoplifter 7.3 (66 votes)

May the flambé be with you 7.2 (44 votes)

Lost cigarette leads to bizar 7.2 (40 votes)

Hang in there 6.9 (36 votes)

That means STOP! 6.7 (67 votes)

Bombs and Weddings don't mix 6.6 (55 votes)

Not my gas 6.6 (46 votes)

Flaming idiots 6.3 (32 votes)

Lost cigarette leads to bizarr 6.3 (22 votes)

40 Years of Warnings 6.2 (50 votes)

Close but, no Cigar 6.2 (40 votes)

Man drown by pickup 6.1 (18 votes)

how big is it have to be... 5.5 (21 votes)

Knife in Pocket Stabbing 5.3 (24 votes)

Peeing while standing on wall 4.9 (22 votes)

Stupid Shoplifter 4.0 (26 votes)

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