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Sailboat Surfer

2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

One picture's worth a thousand words. This Darwin contender was caught on digicam. Here's 113

pictures: http://sfsurvey.com/photos/sail/imagepages/image1.htm

This was shot at the the south end of the Golden Gate Bridge. It's fatally stupid to run between the south tower and the shore, esp. with a swell running. esp. that far in. There's

a reason the south tower is 1000' offshore and the north tower is right at the shoreline. The THREE fathom line is 600' out on the south side. DUH.

That skipper should NEVER have been in that spot. The surfers are a clue. Also note that the photographer started shooting well before the sailboat was in trouble, which means it was clear that stuff was gonna happen.

I can't find it in the print media, but the pix are real, and I THINK I know the captain of one

of the Calif. DFG boats involved.

Fortunately for him, the candiate survived, as did his passenger.

BTW, seen these candidates: http://www.abrasha.com/misc/women.htm

Submitted on 04/06/2005

Submitted by: Chuck Tribolet
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Daniel said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I don't think we can give them an HM, because the passenger counts as a bystander, but the photos are wonderful! Thank you!


Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
Since I know little about sailing and nothing about wind and water conditions in the Bay area, I have to go along with our resident sailor, Daniel.


Charles said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I'll go along with Jack... but I can't see the pictures, as the owner has put them behind a survey that is apparently an opt-in spam request.


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