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2005 April Slush
Standing in the jaws of death
Potty Disaster
Impaled - at 2nd attempt
Spear Fishing
Chainsawer falls to his death
Hell's Angel Dies on Moped
Conning Tower Diver
This is whyhe's my EX husband
Fire in the Hole...
Dry Ice Asphyxiation
desert trek ends in tragedy
Ride 'em, Jeffy!
Who wants some of this?
Sailboat Surfer
Burglar in the Boot
Pull Over In The Fog
LYING TO GET HELP
DEA Agent Suspended After Shoo
Plug didn't fit
A "hit" in safety instructions
A Little Fun...
Why am I coughing?
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Darwin Awards
2005 April Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Standing in the jaws of death 8.4 (407 votes)

Potty Disaster 8.1 (195 votes)

Impaled - at 2nd attempt 7.7 (166 votes)

Spear Fishing 7.1 (67 votes)

Chainsawer falls to his death 7.0 (49 votes)

Hell's Angel Dies on Moped 6.9 (104 votes)

Conning Tower Diver 6.7 (25 votes)

This is whyhe's my EX husband 6.4 (67 votes)

Fire in the Hole... 6.4 (19 votes)

Dry Ice Asphyxiation 6.2 (59 votes)

desert trek ends in tragedy 6.2 (53 votes)

Ride 'em, Jeffy! 6.1 (33 votes)

Who wants some of this? 6.0 (33 votes)

Sailboat Surfer 5.8 (16 votes)

Burglar in the Boot 5.8 (24 votes)

Pull Over In The Fog 5.6 (23 votes)

LYING TO GET HELP 5.6 (23 votes)

DEA Agent Suspended After Shoo 5.3 (18 votes)

Plug didn't fit 4.4 (24 votes)

A "hit" in safety instructions 3.8 (17 votes)

A Little Fun... 3.4 (14 votes)

Why am I coughing? 3.1 (31 votes)

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