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Death by sleigh riding.

2005 Reader Submission
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60 danish highscool students went skiing in Tignes, France. The last night of the trip, some of the students decided to go sleigh riding.

Not having a sleigh, 18 year old Kelvin and seven of his friends unmounted an orange impact protection pad from an iron tower, and used it as a sleigh.

The 8 sleighriders quickly found the protection pad a fast ride, and why it should have stayed on the iron tower in the first place.

At great speed, the sleigh first hit a security fence, before slamming in to the iron tower they had taken the impact procetion pad from in the first place.

18 year old Kevin was pronounced DOA. Another student was hurt too, but no bystanders were injured.

Sources (in danish and french): http://www.bt.dk/krimi/artikel:aid=344336/ http://permanent.nouvelobs.com/societe/20050219.FAP5510.html?1846

Submitted on 02/23/2005

Submitted by: I dare not tell :o)
Reference: BT, 21. february 2005

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Daniel said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
One would think he would have enough sense not to point the sled at the tower without the pad, but we don't know if he was the driver.


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
It's a moot point as to who was the driver and whether the passengers were "bystanders" or active participants, but I'm willing to let it slide (pun NOT intended!).


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I'm listing this one as neutral because I find it mind-boggling that we should have two almost-identical occurrences. This exact same thing, but with only two passengers, happened years ago and actually was in the Darwin Awards book 2.


Kelly said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I think maybe there should be 2 awards on this. a DA for Kelvin and an honorable mention for the other student as they were both guilty of the same behaviour.


Tracy said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Wow - a second occurrence - Kelvin is obviously not a DA reader, otherwise he'd have known the dangers of taking the protective pads


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