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2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

i go to a yeshiva(a jewish school) in israel. the place is in jerusalem and as there isn't a lot of space to build in the city buildings are usually more than one floor. one day my good friend (who will remain unnamed as he already has been the laughingstock of too many people) wanted to open the window in his new room on the fourth floor.The window was old and rusty and wouldnt open (the window opened to the outside) so my friend in a nostalgic spirit remembered his favorite childhood computer game "GOLDENAXE".for those who dont recall it the game had 3 characters 2 of which had a headbutting or shoulderbutting move. my friend decided that a good shoulderbuut was needed,he pushed his bed near the window to get his shoulder to the right height and went for it. i walked into the room 2 minutes later to see a pair of legs flailing on the inside of the window. i stopped laughing long enough to pull him in and when he told me the story i knew i had to get it to you. he may not have died because i came in-but he sure as hell tried hard and i think he is qualified for a HM.

Submitted on 02/10/2005

Submitted by: arie
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Daniel said:
Neutral: Personal Account
My only concern here is that yeshiva students could come up against the maturity rule. Or not, I'm not sure what the age range is.

Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Well, since we have been known to bend the maturity rule in Personal Accounts, I vote to keep this one.

Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
For a personal account, I could accept this one. I think it could use a bit of a re-write... make it a little clearer what's going on.

Kelly said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account

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