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Guns unloaded?

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Hmmm....this poor Swiss Army first lieutenant, in a break during a shooting excercise, uses his bayonet to a stage a (mock?) attack on one of his fellow soldiers and gets shot and killed.

See the story in our national tabloid http://www.blick.ch/news/artikel16168 and translate it from German to English. Another source is http://www.sfdrs.ch/system/frames/news/sda-news/index.php?/content/news/sda-news/meldung.php?docid=20050104d48262096524386096

What facts make sure this person at least makes it to the honorary mentions if it doesn't score a Darwin?

- it is an imperative rule that during breaks in shooting excercises, all weapons are unloaded and it's the platoon leader that has to check the guns (and this first lieutenant was the platoon leader). - then he attacks a soldier (mock attack? one will never know) with a bayonet and the soldier grabs his rifle and shoots him. There's a rule that goes like "Never bring a knife to a gun fight."

At least this lieutenants sacrifice will make sure rules are followed a bit more closely in the Swiss Army.

Submitted on 01/08/2005

Submitted by: Rene Laederach
Reference: Blick, 04-Jan-2005

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Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Well, the young (24 year old) Lieutenant won't be playing silly games with weapons any more. As the Blick article said, one of the goals of these exercises is to make self-defense a reflex action. And so it was...


Daniel said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Guns are NEVER unloaded.


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Other
I'm unhappy about this one. It sort of falls into the category of ["Oh yeah? So shoot me!" *bang*] where it is very hard to determine the stupid party and the bystandaer; and yet... was it the Lieutenant's job to see that all the rifles were unloaded? Or was the shooter simply not following orders? Who was stupid here?


Jason said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Even if the gun is pointed down range and the bolt is open. Consider it loaded. The soldier did prove that self-defense was a reaction. 1LT found this out the hard way.


Jorge said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award


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