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No smoling in this costume

2003 Reader Submission
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Summary: Michael George, of Norton Shores Michigan, was wearing a homemade "Ghillie-type" camouflage suit was made out of burlap materials that were labeled as highly flammable. Scent-Lok Technologies are the local favorite camouflage; made in an adjacent township, they absorb human odors. Mr. George was apparently of the opinion that wild game are attracted to human odors, and was lighting his pipe when his camouflage caught fire. He had burns over 90% of his body when he died at the hospital.

Excerpts and web page links: http://www.mlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1069499793177980.xml?muchronicle?NEM Headline: Hunter accidentally sets clothing afire with pipe

ichael George, A 38-year-old Norton Shores man who accidentally set his clothes on fire while hunting in Oceana County was reported in critical condition Saturday night at a Grand Rapids hospital.

http://www.mlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-3/106969058780580.xml?muchronicle?NEM Headline: Services set for hunter who died in accidental fire

The funeral for a hunter who died after being burned in a hunting accident will be Wednesday.

ichael E. George, 38, of Norton Shores died Saturday after his homemade Ghillie-type camouflage suit caught fire while he was hunting Friday. George suffered second- and third-degree burns over 90 percent of his body after he accidentally ignited his clothing while trying to light his pipe, police said.

Submitted on 11/25/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: uskegon Chronicle, Nov. 23 &

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Daniel said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Smoking while hunting. THAT will attract wildlife!


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Agreed. This is the most information that we've had and - aside from a hunter smoking while hunting (!) - he should have known that the materials were flammable. Worthy to put into the slush pile for the readers to judge.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Okay, here we have a definitive answer. The man built his own suit of material which he should have known was flammable, and then chose to light a pipe while wearing it. If a factory-made suit, he would have the right to expect a certain amount of non-flammability. Making it himself, he should know darned well it was dangerous. I'll tentatively list this guy as a contender.


Loren said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Well, I've more info on this story than before, so I'll leave it as a possible Darwin.


Greg said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sorry, I still see this one as an accident, lacking the Darwin level stupidity to make it a true contender.


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