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Hunter Dies From Burn Injuries

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A 38-year-old Norton Shores man who accidentally set his clothes on fire while hunting in Oceana County died Saturday in a Grand Rapids hospital, according to the sheriff's department.

Michael George was transported to Spectrum Health Blodgett Campus by medical helicopter from an area of Newfield Township, northwest of Hesperia.

George was wearing a type of camouflage garment over his clothing, made of loose strands of burlap tied to netting, according to Oceana County Sheriff's Department.

"He attempted to light his pipe, and his suit ignited," said Deputy Shane Hasty, adding authorities do not know whether the suit was homemade or manufactured.

George was alone, according to police, and suffered second-and third-degree burns over 90% of his body. Police believe the incident occurred about 1:30 p.m. It was reported at 2:04 p.m.

Hasty said George came out of the woods near 176th Avenue and Buchanan Road carrying his gun, with his clothing burned off and yelling for help.

Two people in the area, one of them a retired Dept. of Natural Resources officer, put George in his car.

Police said the men started to drive the victim to the nearest hospital, Gerber Memorial in Fremont, but at 192 Avenue and Gale Road, they came upon a road construction crew from the Hallack Co. of Hart.

"They called their base on the truck radio, and the base contacted 911," Hasty said.

Hasty said George had gone hunting with a friend, but the friend was back at their hunting camp, and they had last seen each other abnout 8:30 a.m. that morning.

Submitted on 11/24/2003

Submitted by: Elbert F. Black
Reference: Grand Rapids Press (MI) 11/23

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Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Agreed - this is unusual enough to put into the slush pile for the readers (smoking or not).


Daniel said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Smoking is installment suicide anyway, & suicide isn't eligible.


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Smokers self-immolating are very common, but- The circumstances of this one are, at least, unusual. Yes, let's find out if he made the ghili suit himself.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Let's keep an eye on this one. I can't tell whether it qualifies until we know whether the camouflage was manufactured (which carries an implication of being relatively fireproof) or home made (which doesn't).


Loren said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Peaple setting themselves on fire are getting too common. This looks like it's accidental in any case. We do not have enough information.


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