Darwin Awards: 2003 November Slush Pile

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2003 November Slush
One welder's Fatal Snaffoo.
You're All Finished!
Bendy Buses and bent motorcycl
Frisbee Fracture
Poetic Justice
You got my hat?
helicopter hijinks
Electroshock for Snakebite
Flick a Bic
Bouyancy Control
Friar Tuck Hair Doo
Soilent green ... it's humans!
Come High, Fall Low
Trash Cannon
bassist saws himself out of tr
At-Risk Survivor- In a "huff"
Halloween prank preceded fatal
No smoling in this costume
Slippery when wet
addition to "Blow Your Mind"
Why I set myself on fire and r
Hunter Dies From Burn Injuries
Douglas Bader
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Darwin Awards
2003 November Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

One welder's Fatal Snaffoo. 8.8 (285 votes)

You're All Finished! 8.3 (239 votes)

Bendy Buses and bent motorcycl 7.8 (151 votes)

Frisbee Fracture 7.5 (162 votes)

Poetic Justice 7.3 (184 votes)

You got my hat? 7.3 (130 votes)

helicopter hijinks 7.0 (179 votes)

Electroshock for Snakebite 6.9 (80 votes)

Flick a Bic 6.7 (146 votes)

Bouyancy Control 6.7 (108 votes)

Friar Tuck Hair Doo 6.5 (106 votes)

Soilent green ... it's humans! 6.5 (134 votes)

Come High, Fall Low 5.9 (89 votes)

Trash Cannon 5.7 (95 votes)

bassist saws himself out of tr 5.4 (77 votes)

Honorable Mention- In a "huff" 5.3 (90 votes)

Halloween prank preceded fatal 5.0 (88 votes)

No smoling in this costume 5.0 (61 votes)

Slippery when wet 4.8 (111 votes)

addition to "Blow Your Mind" 4.2 (50 votes)

Why I set myself on fire and r 4.1 (71 votes)

Hunter Dies From Burn Injuries 4.0 (64 votes)

Douglas Bader 3.1 (72 votes)

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