Sealing the Leak 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
As a health care provider, I have to maintain the aninimity of my clients,but... in Arkansas, about 1988...
A former biker, who already had a metal plate in his head from an earlier motorcycle accident, was being sent by me for wound care. It seems that he had an erectile dysfunction. At that time there was no little pill to help such a condition. The only remedy was injections of Vitamin B-12; it was so ordered by the attending physician. My client was instructed in the correct injection proceedures. He told me that he origionally gave the injections in the thigh. As the response to the injections decreased, convoluted logic (and damn little sense)followed that the shot's proximinity to his genitilia should increase. Finally, in order to focus the maximum concentration of the serum at the target tissues, he began giving injections in the scrotum/ base of the penis.
Finally, the shots quit working. This gentle-man' logic was that the problem was that blood leaking out of the penis. To stop the leak, he injected his genitles with 10cc of tent-sealer! Needless-to-say, he was out of the gene-pool. It looked like his testicles had been replaced by ostrich eggs, and his penis never leaked again.
Submitted on 10/30/2003
Submitted by:
Stephen Winters
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