Texans With Power Tools... 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
A woman's brave and selfless attempt to improve the quality of the human gene pool was thwarted by a team of surgeons last week. Joy Wiggins of Kountze, Texas was undertaking some do-it-yourself renovations, which involved attaching a board at an awkward angle - so awkward, in fact, that she ended up with her nailgun pointed directly back at her chest. Fearlessly, our heroine went ahead and pulled the trigger, completely missing the board, and instead firing the nail deep into her own heart. While her heart did stop on the operating table, the surgeons eventually managed to revive her, however I think this, as the closest one can come to a full darwin award without actually receiving one, is highly worthy of an honourable mention.
(Full story from ABCNEWS.com follows)
K O U N T Z E, Texas, Oct. 18 — Joy Wiggins was enjoying a day of home-improvement tasks last weekend when she suddenly felt a shooting pain in her heart. She realized she had accidentally shot herself directly in the heart.
Wiggins was trying to use a nail gun to secure a board at an awkward angle, with the nail gun pointing back toward herself — but when she tried to strike the board, she missed it and shot herself in the chest. When Wiggins realized what happened, she climbed down from her attic, where she had been working, and called for her husband. Then she fainted.
Wiggins' husband got her to Christus St. Elizabeth Hospital in nearby Beaumont, where her heart stopped beating and she went into full cardiac arrest.
Surgeons worked quickly to keep her alive with a rare procedure to relieve pressure caused by a blood clot.
Just four hours after the lifesaving surgery, Wiggins was awake and alert.
‘I Am So Blessed’
Wiggins say it's going to take awhile for her to realize just how close she came to losing it all.
"I knew I hurt myself but I had no knowledge that I had hurt myself quite so bad," Wiggins said. "I love the fact that I do have life and that I am so blessed."
Trauma surgeon Dr. Dar Kavouspour and heart surgeon Dr. Michael Oszczakiewicz both worked on Wiggins.
Kavouspour said Wiggins is truly lucky to be alive and without brain damage.
"These are cases that I might see maybe three to four times a year, whether it's a stab wound from a knife or a nail gun," Kavouspour said. "The majority of the patients, by the time they arrive to the emergency room, they're already dead."
Her Lucky Day
Oszczakiewicz fixed the hole in Wiggins' heart once Kavouspour was able to revive the woman. He said Wiggins can thank a lucky chain of events for her life.
"Dr. Kavouspour did a great job on her with CPR and immediate lifesaving techniques and a lot of other things were in play too. All of the nurses and health-care personnel were available, including the anesthesiologist," Oszczakiewicz said.
If Wiggins' husband had hesitated at all, she might not have made it, said Oszczakiewicz.
Wiggins said she'll be more careful when working on her home in the future.
Even though Wiggins' story is shocking, the U.S. Consumer Product and Safety Commission says there were l14,600 injuries from nail guns that required emergency room visits in 2001 alone.
Doctors at Christus St. Elizabeth Hospital, where Wiggins happens to work as a supervisor of coding and medical records, say she can return to work in about six weeks.
Submitted on 10/23/2003
Submitted by:
Tristan
Reference:
ABCNEWS.com 18 Oct 2003
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