Darwin Awards: 2003 October Slush Pile

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Birthday Gift to the Genepool
Fired
Sealing the Leak
Texans With Power Tools...
Bearly a Brain
good idea when inebriated
Just like the stuntmen on TV
Revenge is a two bladed sword
Motorcyclist tries to run trac
Suspect Run Over by Police
Parachuting from a low height
Latrine Runner Ups
Hit by train - on soccer field
A Man and His Wood
You only live once
Laser Horseplay
NOTE Well
Flat wrong
Target Practice
A near win ending with a bang.
Unsolved Mystery
Man Overboard
China's Ming Dynansy Astronaut
man killed by falling cacti
A grizzly end for man who like
Personal Account
A Jump Too Far
Safe As Houses
Impostor fire-eater ends sadly
Drowning Lake Travis
Burn Boy
Almost drowned by an octopus
Statue's can't go up flag pole
Saved by his underpants
Another Look At Orson
Malibu Bred Bear Chow
Unbreathable Kitty Litter
Too late to do it right
Wedding Party Shoots Down Plan
Spider persecution
Hanging decorations
Wedding guests 'shoot down pla
Granola boy turns out crunchy
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Darwin Awards
2003 October Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Birthday Gift to the Genepool 8.3 (136 votes)

Fired 8.3 (183 votes)

Sealing the Leak 8.2 (239 votes)

Texans With Power Tools... 8.0 (123 votes)

Bearly a Brain 7.9 (104 votes)

good idea when inebriated 7.9 (174 votes)

Just like the stuntmen on TV 7.8 (82 votes)

Revenge is a two bladed sword 7.8 (99 votes)

Motorcyclist tries to run trac 7.7 (91 votes)

Suspect Run Over by Police 7.7 (96 votes)

Parachuting from a low height 7.4 (117 votes)

Latrine Runner Ups 7.3 (83 votes)

Hit by train - on soccer field 7.2 (92 votes)

A Man and His Wood 7.0 (85 votes)

You only live once 6.9 (63 votes)

Laser Horseplay 6.8 (96 votes)

NOTE Well 6.7 (78 votes)

Flat wrong 6.6 (73 votes)

Target Practice 6.6 (120 votes)

A near win ending with a bang. 6.2 (65 votes)

Unsolved Mystery 6.2 (84 votes)

Man Overboard 6.1 (63 votes)

China's Ming Dynansy Astronaut 6.0 (90 votes)

man killed by falling cacti 6.0 (61 votes)

A grizzly end for man who like 6.0 (63 votes)

Personal Account 6.0 (65 votes)

A Jump Too Far 5.8 (78 votes)

Safe As Houses 5.6 (65 votes)

Impostor fire-eater ends sadly 5.4 (71 votes)

Drowning Lake Travis 5.2 (43 votes)

Burn Boy 5.2 (96 votes)

Almost drowned by an octopus 5.0 (75 votes)

Statue's can't go up flag pole 4.8 (72 votes)

Saved by his underpants 4.8 (55 votes)

Another Look At Orson 4.6 (62 votes)

Malibu Bred Bear Chow 4.5 (49 votes)

Unbreathable Kitty Litter 4.3 (71 votes)

Too late to do it right 3.9 (49 votes)

Wedding Party Shoots Down Plan 3.9 (42 votes)

Spider persecution 3.6 (73 votes)

Hanging decorations 3.5 (65 votes)

Wedding guests 'shoot down pla 3.3 (38 votes)

Granola boy turns out crunchy 3.1 (50 votes)

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