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Hurricane + Canoe = gene pool

2003 Reader Submission
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http://www.wina.com/storyshow.asp?id=7537

Submitters note: This event occurred between the time that the first band of Hurricane Isabel passed over Harrisonburg, and the arrival of the second band and main body. Darwinian amusement at it's best!

Story:

A JMU student dies while canoeing in the severe weather

Harrisonburg authorities have released the name of the man whose body was recovered Friday morning in Black's Run, a stream that runs through the city. He's 22-year-old Christopher Ball of Harrisonburg. Ball was a James Madison University student. Mayor Joe Fitzgerald says Ball, along with another man and a female, decided early Friday morning to take a canoe out on Black's Run to check out the high water from the storm's heavy rains. Authorities responded to a call at about 2:30 a.m. that the canoe had capsized. They rescued a woman and another man, but the other man was missing. The mayor says Ball's body was recovered about five hours later, about a quarter-of-a-mile downstream from where the canoe flipped over.

Submitted on 09/20/2003

Submitted by: Toby Cobb
Reference: www.wina.com 20 Sept.

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
More info on previously posted story.


Bill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Due to the eye of the storm passing, they probably thought the worst was over. I don't think it's great either, but good enough to let the readers decide.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I agree with Jack on all points -- we've seen this one three times earlier, and until we had this additional information we had no basis to judge. Even now, though, it's too close to call for true DA-level stupidity.


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Here's the further information that I was looking for. Thanks. I'm still not sure if this is Darwin quality stupidity, but let the readers decide ...


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