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Rough day

2003 Reader Submission
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Who would have thought that blood is an excellent conductor of electricity...

I normally don’t do anything that would get me close to a Darwin Award or even an honorable mention. However this last Saturday I can close to becoming a candidate.

I was working on my shed trying to install an outside outlet so I can plug in my bug zapper, weed eater, etc... I managed to get the whole completely cut without any problems. The trouble started when I took my framing hammer and took aim at the anchoring nail on the new power box. With near all my might I promptly missed that nail all together and hit my middle finger’s nail. (Wrong nail!) After cussing for about a minute, I proceeded to finish the job.

I managed to get the 4 feet of wire ran from an existing outlet to my new outlet. All the time my finger started to bleed heavily. Granted I should have stopped what I was doing to take care of my finger. I knew that when the pain fully hit, I would not want to do anything for a while. So I continued to work and I started to get sick to my stomach and dizzy. (Sure signs of shock). Anyhow, at this point I was no longer thinking clearly because of the severe pain and shock.

I continued with hooking up the new outlet WITH the power still on. I would have been ok if I did not have a finger squirting blood. To make a long story short, as I was hooking up the hot wire and being careful to not touch the shaft my screwdriver, I knew the second when the blood completed a circuit from my hand on the handle of the screwdriver to the metal shaft. Naturally, I could not let go. Since I was on the verge of passing out from the pain, my knees buckled under me and I was able to break the circuit.

Submitted on 09/15/2003

Submitted by: Mike K.
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Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
another adventure at 120V


Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Blood has plenty of electrolytes, it's a pretty good conductor. Let the viewers rate it-


Bill said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Blood is mostly water, which is a decent conductor - see also the story of the Navy engineer who punctured his thumbs to try and measure his internal condunctancy, and killed himself with a battery (9V if recall correctly)


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
It is certainly different from the usual "electricity bites man" story. And I dare say that most people don't know that blood does contain sodium chloride, iron, zinc and copper - all of which do indeed conduct electricity quite well.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Could use a bit of a rewrite, but I sort of like it -- sounds like a good one.


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