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Hunter killed by lightning

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http://noe.orf.at/oesterreich.orf?read=detail&channel=3&id=279610

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http://www.diepresse.at/default.asp?channel=c&ressort=pa&id=374688

A hobby-hunter was surprised by an electrical storm - fled to his high seat (steely) an waited in his chair (also steely) for the end of the electrical storm. There was only one lightning recocnized by authority - this one lightning struck into his high seat and killed the man...

Submitted on 09/04/2003

Submitted by: Jürgen Hofmann
Reference: http://noe.orf.at - 3.Sept. 03

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Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
only slightly better than the average lightning story.


Bill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I disagree with Jack, people run under trees to get away from the rain, but any fool should know that metal attracts lightning. I'm surprised they made a hunting box out of metal - all of the ones around here are made of wood.


Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
I also agree with Charles, which is why I am saying that accidents like this are too common and not deserving of a Darwin. Whether a person shelters under the highest tree around or climbs up into a shooting platform, I say that it's too common for a Darwin Award.


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Agree- Needs a better write up, and in better English as well.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
It's definitely not wise to climb up onto a steel hunting platform and sit ina metal chair in the middle of a thunderstorm... but somehow this one lacks something in the humour department.


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