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An Earache Too Far

2003 Reader Submission
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Earache Brazilian loses more than hearing

A Brazilian man who went to the doctor suffering from ear trouble ended up undergoing more radical treatment than he expected - when he underwent a vasectomy.

Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, was suffering from muffled hearing, and thought his name had been called out in the waiting room at a clinic in the town of Montes Claros in south-eastern Minas Gerais state, Reuters news agency reported.

He promptly went into a consulting room - where a doctor was performing vasectomies.

The staff had really called out Aldemar, not Vlademar - but they say they gave the full name, Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues, of the man who was scheduled for the snip.

"The strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," said clinic manager, Vanessa Guimaraes.

Mr de Moraes, a local farmer, later told staff he thought his ear inflammation had reached as far as his testicles.

The father of two, who had the vasectomy last week, turned up at the same clinic on Wednesday for the ear examination he failed to get the first time - but made no request for a reversal of the operation.

Ms Guimaraes said: "A local newspaper said he is going to sue us, but he did not tell us about any claims."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3169049.stm

Submitted on 08/21/2003

Submitted by: Andrea
Reference: news.bbc.co.uk - 20/08/03

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
He went in for an ear problem and someone snips his tubes without examining his ears, and he says nothing? Sorry, if true that is just TOO stupid to pass.


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
Very strange - I suspect that he may have pulled this stunt to get a free vasectomy: a) he allowed the surgery to proceed b) he hasn't asked for a reversal Also, if he really does not wish to be sterile, he may yet get a reversal. Jack & Charles: previous offspring are not relevant to the decision DA or HM.


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I have to agree with Jack, here -- if I went in for an earache, and before I was examined I started getting prepped for an operation, I'd have some pretty serious questions as well. All the same... I have some reservations about this.


Bert said:
Neutral: Other
I have to think this was as much the fault of the clinic operator as the patient- Tough to call.


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Don't know about anyone else, but if I went in for an ear exam and the nurse started shaving my groin, I'd had said "WHOA there!" and would have started asking some serious questions. And since he'd previously reproduced, I call it an Honorable Mention.


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