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Pedestrian killed on Whyte Ave

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://edmonton.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=ed_fatal20030808

Edmonton - A 45-year-old man was killed Thursday night while crossing Whyte Avenue, when he was run over by a semi.

Police say the tractor trailer drove over the man, who appeared to be intoxicated, as he crossed near 104th Street. He wasn't at a crosswalk. Witnesses say the man tried to take a short-cut underneath the truck, which was stopped at a light, stumbled and was crushed when the truck began to move. The accident happened just before 9 p.m.

The driver didn't initially realize he'd hit the man.

Submitted on 08/08/2003

Submitted by: Lee Neville
Reference: CBC Website - August 8, 2003

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I like the idea of combining the two...


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
This just does not do it for me - a drunk jaywalker getting killed is too common and that he ducked under a truck just does not up the ante enough for me.


Bert said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Drunk jaywalker getting run over- Sounds too common. The English vacationer was doing a stunt of trying to lay on the ground and have the wheels go around him- equaly drunk, but much more of a "poor judgment" episode.


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I'd like to hold off on this one in hopes of getting a better write up. If we don't, then let the readers decide.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
And there was the Englishman last week who, similarly intoxicated, took an almost identical shortcut beneath a Greek garbage truck, with almost identical results. Maybe we can combine the two into a single story? Let the readers decide...


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