Darwin Awards: 2003 August Slush Pile

Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
Honorable Mentions
Urban Legends
Personal Accounts
Slush Pile
2003 August Slush
Power Guy
Screwy Louie
Paint Thinner
Blasted Braces
The Ultimate Quest for Airtime
niagra "falls"
Shortcut under semi-trailer
An Earache Too Far
Crushed Car Criminal
TV Hurricane
Hollow-Points Hurt
Polished off
Picture Perfect Cop
Project first, then sleep
Buried Alive
Air Conditioner Goes Boom!
Bombshell! Worker kicks UXB!
Redneck Pest Control
Pedestrian killed on Whyte Ave
Lets kid drive car and drowns
Driving Lesson
Dark Rhum that turned green
Hey! Pay Attention!
BRIT TOURIST KILLED BY DUSTCAR
Why not to wear a Ski Mask at
Cliffhanger
Motorcycle Rambling
Older Slush 
 
~ Randomizer ~
Newsletter
BookT-ShirtEtc.
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
SiteMap
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2003 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Power Guy

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This is a true, first-hand story, and is not exaggerated.

Houston police and paramedics responded to a call for service on the evening of 7/31. A man was down in the parking lot of the movie theater! Paramedics began administering CPR to a 30-year-old male, but were unable to revive him.

What happened?

The man's truck would not start, because his battery needed a jump. But he is conveniently parked next to a light pole! So the man removes the service access panel from the bottom of the light pole, exposing the electrical wiring. He proceeds to pull the negative and positive wires from the pole, and removes the screw cap from the connection.

He then connects his battery jumper cables to each of the wires, and picks up the now-live business end of the jumper cables to connect them to his truck battery.

He doesn't even have time to wonder if the sequence is supposed to begin with black-to-negative, or red-to-positive... the power travelled from one hand to the other via the shortest route: across his chest. He was lit up like a Christmas tree, and killed instantly.

That's what happens when you try to jump start a 12-volt truck system with 480 volts of electricity!

One of the emergency personnel said, "Just when you think you've seen it all, you ain't seen nothing!"

Submitted on 08/01/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: 07/31/03 Police call for serv

Copyright © 2003 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Charles said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I like this one. Did he survive, do you know? I'm assuming he didn't, hence the full Darwin... but people have survived this sort of electrocution before.


Bert said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
That's a Darwin- Did it make the papers, if so please give a link for verification-


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend