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Lessons about rock salt

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This may not be darwin award material but i feel it at least deserves an honorable mention. Back in september, A guy and a few people i know were out cow tipping. They made so much noise that they had awoke the farmer. The farmer came running out with a shot gun loaded with rock salt and started yelling to get out of his fields. My friend, being the rocket scientist that he is, decided to drop his pants and moon the farmer. The farmer, in retalition, took aim with his shot gun and pegged this guy in his butt and testicles. He managed to crawl out of the field and to his car where his friends awaited him. Being in so much pain they offered to take him to emergency room, but this guy refused to go because he didn't want to be embarassed, so his friends just dropped him off and went home. My friend decided that he was going to try to soak the rock salt out in the tub. 8 hours later, he was still unsuccessful. By then his parents had heard his muffled screams and wondered what was going on. Once he told them, they rushed him to the emergency room where the doctors removed several pieces and, from what i understand, had the best laugh. One doctor told his parents that he would never be able to reproduce.

Submitted on 07/25/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Post register september 1998

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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Actually, I do find the idea of some idiot deciding to present the farmer with a bigger (and brighter) target - and a stationary one at that to be at least slightly amusing.

Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Agree with Bert. Yeah, there's a guy with a gun, let's be real smart and wave a nice juicy target at him... but while stupid, I don't see it as being terribly funny. Let te readers decide...

Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Not that funny to me, but what the heck.

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