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Kissed to Death

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New Delhi - A drunk Indian man who wrapped a snake around his neck and repeatedly kissed it, died shortly afterwards. But the snake died first, it was reported on Friday.

The incident took place in the Bhadrak district of the eastern state of Orissa, the Asian Age newspaper reported.

Police said Kalindi Behera, 50, caught the snake in a field and told children in his village he was Shiva - the Hindu god of destruction depicted with a snake around his neck.

An inebriated Behera proceeded to dance around the field, kissing the snake several times.

The snake bit him on the neck and chest and then died.

Next Behera collapsed unconscious. He died later in the district hospital. - Sapa-DPA

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/AnimalAntics/0,,2-1343-1348_1389446,00.html

Submitted on 07/18/2003

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Mike said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
getting drunk thinking you are a god and then playing with a deadly snake. yep, that covers the bases


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common


Tracy said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
It's not that funny, but maybe it could be written up better


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Three in ten years isn't too common... but still, it is starting to get that way.


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Similar to 1992's "Mortal Insult" and 1999's honourable mention "Kiss Bites Back". All onvolved drunks putting a venomous snake in their face, kissing it etc. I'd hate to think it's too common. But it's starting to look that way!


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