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2003 Reader Submission
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http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/6236970.htm

How NOT to scare your mom.

Submitted on 07/05/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.twincities.com/

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Tracy said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Seen funnier - got a couple of problems with it - it may be too common, and the kid was only 16


Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


Jack said:
Neutral: Not Amusing
16 or not, I don't like practical jokers and consider any practical joker to be lacking in maturity. Having said that, I admit my prejudice and will be neutual - but it isn't amusing in the slightest.


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Like Bert said. At the moment, the link is still live, and I'm sure we'll have other people posting it... all the same, if yo want credit, don't trust the link to remain live.


Bert said:
Neutral: Other
Allways give a story, not just a URL- The links are often gone before we get to rate the stories. This kid was going to pretend to be hanging off the cliff to scare his mom. Instead, he really did fall off the cliff. 16 may be mature enough, but it's not funny as presented. Let the viewers rate it.


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