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River Rafting

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http://www.kare11.com/news/news-article.asp?NEWS_ID=48749

There was still no sign Sunday of an 18-year-old St. Paul woman who disappeared after her makeshift raft crashed into a barge on the Mississippi River Saturday.

A second woman on the raft, who also is 18, managed to pull herself to shore.

The women were floating down the river on a two-inch-thick sheet of yellow plastic foam that they apparently found at a construction site near the Science Museum of Minnesota.

Authorities say the current was strong from heavy rains and it quickly pulled the raft downriver. The raft broke apart after crashing into a group of barges at the river's edge just east of the Lafayette Bridge.

Crews are using sonar to look for the missing woman.

Submitted on 06/29/2003

Submitted by: Andrew
Reference: Kare 11 News 6/28/2003

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Teela said:
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Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This sounds kind of stupid. Pulling out a piece of foam and setting off down the Mississippi river? That river is huge, and it's a shipping channel, so it sounds pretty foolhardy to set out on a "craft" without steering power. I would'nt think you could easily swim to safety, if a mishap occurred on such a large river.


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Other
College kids larking about -- sounds like an accident.


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