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Headspace Your Weapon

2003 Reader Submission
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This is a personal account of a winner to be. This story took place in 1991. I was at the local rifle range, and our boy was there with his newly rebarreled AR-15. (semi-auto only M-16) As we were talking, I asked him if he had checked the headspace on his weapon before he test fires it. He said that, he didn't need to as the parts are all machined identical, and because of that, there is no need.

At the time, I was a military armorer. By the book, we are to check headspace every time we change barrels, bolts, and bolt carriers. Headspace is the clearance allowed to properly chamber the cartridge. If it is too short, the bolt will not lock, and cause an explosion. If too long, it will result in ruptured shell casings.

I told our boy this, and he refused my advice. He then inserted a full 30 round magazine into the weapon, chambered the first round, took aim, and fired. The headspace was too short! The unlocked bolt came rearward allowing the cartridge to explode. Fragments then punctured and ignited the next cartridge, and the next, until all the rounds had exploded. The explosion destroyed the magazine well, and took a chunk out of the upper reciever as well. I was suprized that our boy did not even recieve a scratch. I guess it did hurt him a bit in the pocketbook as a replacement would have cost him $700.

Submitted on 06/18/2003

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Sheryl said:
Definitely Toss: Personal Account
This guy has a guardian angel. Stupid, but not blindingly so.


Gregory said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Yep, pretty stupid, but not all that exceptional.


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I'm a little dubious about this. The only military weapon that I'm aware of that requires a headspace check is the venerable "Ma Deuce," the M-2 .50 Cal machine gun, but I was a grunt and not an armorer. Let the readers decide.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Stupid people not listening to the range officials... but he either learned his lesson, or will be a contender someday soon.


Dan said:
Neutral: Personal Account


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