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2003 Reader Submission
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June 16, 2003, 7:13AM

an killed after falling from pickup on freeway Copyright 2003 Houston Chronicle

A man was killed Friday night when he fell out of a pickup on the Southwest Freeway and was run over by it and other vehicles, police said.

The man, identified as William Thayer, 23, was riding in a passenger seat in a Ford pickup when he opened the door to urinate on the freeway while the vehicle was moving at freeway speed, police said.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/1954261

I can't help but think that alcohol must have been involved; although the story does not give any indication of this. Not only was there a lack of judgment as to the danger of such a stunt, it also apparently never cross the guy's mind that, even if he was successful, the urine would likely blow back in on him. Or the fact that the Southwest Freeway (US-59 on the southwest side of Houston between downtown and Sugarland) is extreemely busy at all hours and that he would be exposing himself to many others. But I guess modesty wasn't inherited, either.

Submitted on 06/16/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Houston Chronicle 6/16/2003

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Thanks -- although this story has already been submitted a number of times(http://DarwinAwards.com/slush/pending20030615-200958.html) you're the only one to point out the "urine blow-back" idea! Hee hee.


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