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2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

That's Using Your Foot

http://www.wnbc.com/news/2271789/detail.html

ALLENHURST, N.J. - A landscaper who kicked a tree branch to force it into wood chipper was fatally injured when his legs got pulled into the shredder.

Monmouth County authorities identified the man as Rigoberto Martinez, 20, of Long Branch, an employee of MJR Tree Service in Long Branch.

Martinez was feeding branches into the industrial-size chipper outside a private residence about 10:40 a.m. Saturday when a branch became stuck in the intake chute.

Martinez then kicked the branch, and his right foot somehow became caught in the machine, which also pulled in his left leg, authorities said.

The homeowner, Victor Towil, called police and first-aiders. Robert Honecker, an assistant county prosecutor, said the chipper had been shut off by the time help arrived, but it was too late to save Martinez.

COMMENTARY: Now, ordinarily this wouldn't even warrant my attention, but this guy was a professional. There's not a tree chipper in the universe that doesn't have hazard placards plastered all over it warning against exactly what this numbskull did. Over to you, panel!

Submitted on 06/16/2003

Submitted by: Scott Wilson, Josh Sackett, Charles, Mary Farley
Reference: WNBC Web Site/AP copy

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Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
While I didn't find this that amusing, per se, I agree with Charles. He should have known better! And it is also true that we haven't had a wood chopper death in quite a while.


Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Ha ha! This is very amusing! Similar to the story, The Daily Grind www.DarwinAwards.com/darwin/darwin2000-10.html but it's time for another one! Thanks Scott!


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Okay, I'm biased -- I submitted a copy of this as well. And I have to agree with Scott -- he's a pro, he should know better than to do this.


Gregory said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
As do lawn mowers, snow blowers, etc. but this type of injury is still too common.


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