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Trans-Am meets Garage

2003 Reader Submission
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It happened when I was stationed in Germany at Sembach AB, a friend of mine sold his Trans-Am to another friend is where this begins. This friend is out cruising the Autobahn coming back from Frankfurt, running at approx 7.5k on the tach(speedometer was broken) had a sudden passenger side front wheel bearing sieze up. The speed at which he was traveling when this happened caused the wheel to break free and the car nose dived on to the shoulder of the Autobahn. No one was hurt, the car did dig a nice long track in the grass(only thing to save the undercarriage). It was towed back to the base auto hobby shop, where it sat while waiting the parts to repair it.

Once the parts arrived, all was well and fine, the car had been repaired superbly. Excepty the T-tops were laying on the rear hatch, the hood was open, the front jack stands still holding the front end of the car up, transmission in 1st gear, and the battery is still connected.

Now he went in under the drivers side, legs in the air over the seat, to remove the ignition/clutch lock out,(oh I forgot to mention the key is in the ignition, not in accessory mode, but in on mode listening to the tape deck). He managed to short across the wrong wire, the Engine cranks up, being quick he managed to depress the clutch, meantime he is now pinned against the gas pedal and the engine is now revved up to a deafening roar, he reached up to shut off the key(with the hand that was on the clutch), the car rockets forward off the jack stands, into the closed garage door, the open hood now is engaged in the door, rips both apart in the momentum, the T-top's are now just shattered bits on the floor, the jack stands indented the undercarriage nicely with 12" holes in the passenger compartment, the building now has an open bay without a door and several missing concrete blocks, along with the new gouges in the pavement from the embedded jack stands.

Damages to building were in excess of $4.5k, to car approx $6k and my friend let his insurance lapse while the car was not street worthy, so it was impounded until the building repairs were paid for and lost his driver's License for not being insured(he had 2 more years to serve at the time too). He was banned from ever being able to set foot in the auto hobby shop the remainder of his tour and his car was packed up in pieces and deported back to the US. We all wondered how he avoided no injury to his self or others at the time. And most prayed he would never marry or pass on his catastrophic bad luck to any heirs.

This is a true story and there are others tha can vouch for it(we wish to remain anonymous, since we were also there helping). The moral is, if nothing else, disconnect the battery before working on your car.

(feel free to edit gramatical errors)

Submitted on 06/15/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Personal Memory -1982

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Dan said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Althought no real award was earned, the potential was certainly there.. and it is well written... Let the users vote


Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Stupid, but not remarkable...


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Could have had a better write-up, but I think that working on a car with the battery connected and the ignition switch turned to "on" deserves a Personal Account. Let the readers decide.


Darwin said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Amusingly written, but somehow just not entirely Darwinian in its summation. Thanks for sharing the story, Anonymous Author.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I was stationed at Sembach AB (USAFE)in '88 and I never heard of this; but 6 years is a long time. Playing around with a possibly live car while you are not in position to control it... well this instance is pretty novel, I'll grant you. But it doesn't seem to have that Darwin excellence. Let the viewers decide...


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