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Jumping to Conclusions

2003 Reader Submission
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STATE BRIEFS Buena Park

A conductor was killed Sunday when he jumped from a Burlington Northern Santa Fe freight train he apparently thought was about to collide with another train, police said.

The other train was stopped on the adjacent track, but the conductor and engineer "observed another train ahead of them, which appeared to be on the same track and approaching" according to a Police Department statement.

The engineer aided the 34 year old conductor, who died at the scene. Their names were not released, possibly to protect the ignorant mistake that was made by the obvious novice conductor

Police said the engineer placed the train in a heavy braking maneuver when he noticed the other train. The conductor then placed the freight in full emergency braking and told the engineer he was going to jump.

The engineer watched him jump from the train traveling at about 40 mph, police said. After the freight train halted, the engineer realized the other train was stopped on adjacent tracks, police said.

Submitted on 06/11/2003

Submitted by: Donna Shore
Reference: Santa Rosa Press Democrat -6/9


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Conductor, Fearing Crash, Jumps Off Train to His Death

By Dave McKibben, Times Staff Writer

A conductor died early Sunday morning in Buena Park after jumping from a freight train he apparently thought was about to collide with an oncoming train, police and train officials said. The train he was aboard was going about 40 mph; the other train turned out to be on an adjacent track and was at a complete stop, said Lena Kent, a Burlington Northern Santa Fe spokeswoman.

Kent said she had never heard of a similar incident involving a Burlington Northern conductor. "There have been conductor fatalities, but not where they thought they saw another train coming and there wasn't one," Kent said. She said there appeared to be nothing unusual about the situation the train's two-man crew encountered. "The other freight train was stopped on the other side of the tracks," she said. "That's an area where there's eastbound and westbound traffic flowing at all times."

Kevin Osher, 33, of Canoga Park, who had worked at least five years as a conductor with Burlington Northern, died from injuries suffered in the jump west of Dale Street. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene.

Police said the engineer told them that he and the conductor both thought the other train was heading toward them. The engineer, whose name was not released by Burlington Northern or the police, began braking. The conductor placed the train into "full emergency braking," police said. The engineer said Osher told him he was going to jump. Then he ran toward the rear ladder and leaped, police said. The incident occurred at 1:45 a.m.

"It sounds like they both saw the same thing, but the conductor got more paranoid and scared as to their safety concerns," said Buena Park Police Lt. Corey Sianez. "He thought it was worse than it really was."

The train originated in Kansas City, Kan., and was bound for Los Angeles. Osher and the engineer boarded in Barstow at 7 p.m. Saturday and were within an hour of reaching their destination when the accident occurred, Kent said. It has not been determined if drugs or alcohol were involved.

Submitted on 06/09/2003

Submitted by: Gary Gower
Reference: LA Times June 9th 2003

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Additional Information from Anonymous: Reference: Company email June 2003: "I work for one of the major U.S. railroads. Recently we recieved an email of a conductor being fatally injured. He saw a train up ahead apparantly on the same track. Despite the other crew members telling him not to jump, he did and suffered fatal head injuries. It turns out that the train was not on the same track but the adjacent track. Had he listened and not jumped he wouldn't be up for a Darwin Award."

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Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I disagree with the other moderators (sorry guys!) This seems like idiocy to me, and I haven't heard of it before. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think this has big Darwin Award potential, so I vote to keep it.


Charles said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Both people thought a collision was imminent. Attempting to escape from imminent danger is not stupid. Hence, no Darwin.


Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
There is not that certain something that marks a true Darwin Award here.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Charles said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
The conductor and engineer both thought collision was imminent, and the conductor was simply trying to escape that fate. Not stupid. Also a repeat; we got a fuller story earlier.


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