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Exploding Cougar

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

An Austrian motorist blew up his car when he tried to open it with his remote control key fob.

His Ford Cougar exploded, sending car parts flying hundreds of feet in all directions.

Police in Sollenau initially treated the case as a possible bomb attack but it turned out the owner of the car was to blame.

He was carrying two containers of oxy-acetaline gas in his car boot, reports Die Krone newspaper.

Police Chief Inspector Rudolf Scheidl said: "On both containers, the valves weren't closed."

When the owner of the car used the remote, a spark set off the mixture of gas and air inside the car.

Nobody was injured but eight other cars were damaged.

This has to be worth an Honourable Mention: not only did the owner of the car store highly explosive gas in the boot (where it'll get nice and warm from being over the exhaust) but left the valves open...bet he's glad he didn't open the car with the key. Bet the owners of the eight other cars aren't.

Submitted on 06/10/2003

Submitted by: Natalie Fidler
Reference: Ananova, 10/602003

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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Good story, different from the usual repeats, and it made me laugh!


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Sounds like Bond, James Bond.


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Let the readers decide... John, I can see the advert- "No one will try to steal your car a second time..."


John said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
think the readers will decide this one's fate. It gives me a great idea for a new anti-vehicle theft device...


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Actually opening the car door with a key would not have caused a spark... but when he started the engine, well... so I feel justified in listing this as an HM. One factual issue: the trunk of a car is not heated significantly by the exhaust.


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