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Man dies after attacking door

2003 Reader Submission
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A man found dead early Sunday inside a car that smashed into a utility pole in Midtown likely died from an earlier wound rather than injuries suffered in the crash, police said.

Willie James Jackson Jr., 28, crashed his Chevrolet Blazer into a pole on North Alvernon Way near East Grant Road at about 2 a.m., said Sgt. Judy Altieri, a Tucson Police Department spokeswoman.

Investigators said Jackson may have been trying to reach Tucson Medical Center - less than a mile away from the crash scene - for treatment of a gash that he received when he punched his arm through a sliding glass door earlier.

Altieri said Jackson, of the 3400 block of East Blacklidge Drive, was having a dispute with his girlfriend when he punched through the door. He drove off "profusely bleeding" shortly before the accident. The girlfriend was not identified.

An autopsy has been scheduled to confirm that Jackson died from blood loss before the crash, Altieri said.

Submitted on 06/03/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Arizona Daily Star 6/3/03

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Jack said:
Neutral: Lacks Excellence
I've been angry enough to put my fist through drywall, but a glass door? I dare say that he was under the influence and I don't really see the excellence here.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Common injury, but probably should have stayed home and called 911. Understandable to see why he panicked, though.


Mike said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
punching glass is one of those dumb things angry people do


Bert said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Agree with Charles, will add: Too common


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
People do things when they are angry that don't make sense... but are not especially stupid. And in the heat of the moment he may well not have been aware how much damage he had done to himself.


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