Darwin Awards: 2003 June Slush Pile

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Oh! This is a Gunfight?
Smoke up the Trunk?
Bullet Proof Glass
Darwin Award in Darwin
Now Thatsa Fresha
Fire in the Hole
Caught too much air
Exploding Drum
Life Whizzing Before His Eyes
Great Balls of Fire
Smoking a Firecracker
Look Both Ways B4 Crossing!
I can't get a signal down here
Fun With Dynamite
Flipping Out
Man Eats Bomb
Fancy Footwork
Huck Finn wannabes
Navy Destroys Fishing Boat
Exploding Cougar
Ulitmate election loss
Argument
Woman Falls from Coaster
Drinking fire
Draining the tank
Insert Foot here
Bank Vault Rocket Blast
Vest "fails;" nephew dies
To Pee or Not to Pee....
roller coaster enthusast
Man Dies in Body Armor Acciden
Shocked Electrician
River Rafting
Abortion-message pilot
A tube of fibre
Spark of an idea
Trans-Am meets Garage
Headspace Your Weapon
Electric Jollies
Jumping to Conclusions
Real TV
The Luckiest Unlucky Man Alive
Plane crazy
Poet died trying to hang himse
Jet Ski Headbanger
Man dies after attacking door
Lost key
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Darwin Awards
2003 June Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Oh! This is a Gunfight? 7.5 (720 votes)

Smoke up the Trunk? 7.0 (440 votes)

Bullet Proof Glass 6.9 (425 votes)

Darwin Award in Darwin 6.8 (191 votes)

Now Thatsa Fresha 6.8 (195 votes)

Fire in the Hole 6.8 (274 votes)

Caught too much air 6.8 (265 votes)

Exploding Drum 6.7 (188 votes)

Life Whizzing Before His Eyes 6.7 (254 votes)

Great Balls of Fire 6.7 (248 votes)

Smoking a Firecracker 6.7 (221 votes)

Look Both Ways B4 Crossing! 6.6 (149 votes)

I can't get a signal down here 6.6 (254 votes)

Fun With Dynamite 6.5 (149 votes)

Flipping Out 6.4 (152 votes)

Man Eats Bomb 6.4 (112 votes)

Fancy Footwork 6.3 (153 votes)

Huck Finn wannabes 6.1 (58 votes)

Navy Destroys Fishing Boat 6.1 (162 votes)

Exploding Cougar 6.1 (147 votes)

Ulitmate election loss 6.1 (141 votes)

Argument 6.1 (77 votes)

Woman Falls from Coaster 5.9 (100 votes)

Drinking fire 5.9 (82 votes)

Draining the tank 5.9 (233 votes)

Insert Foot here 5.8 (82 votes)

Bank Vault Rocket Blast 5.8 (95 votes)

Vest "fails;" nephew dies 5.6 (42 votes)

To Pee or Not to Pee.... 5.6 (199 votes)

roller coaster enthusast 5.5 (100 votes)

Man Dies in Body Armor Acciden 5.4 (124 votes)

Shocked Electrician 5.3 (130 votes)

River Rafting 5.3 (40 votes)

Abortion-message pilot 5.3 (164 votes)

A tube of fibre 5.2 (119 votes)

Spark of an idea 5.2 (39 votes)

Trans-Am meets Garage 4.7 (89 votes)

Headspace Your Weapon 4.7 (68 votes)

Electric Jollies 4.7 (92 votes)

Jumping to Conclusions 4.6 (105 votes)

Real TV 4.6 (172 votes)

The Luckiest Unlucky Man Alive 4.4 (147 votes)

Plane crazy 4.3 (61 votes)

Poet died trying to hang himse 4.3 (143 votes)

Jet Ski Headbanger 4.0 (102 votes)

Man dies after attacking door 3.7 (147 votes)

Lost key 3.5 (106 votes)

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