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Signs of war...

2003 Reader Submission
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I'm sure this is new, because I've only told it to a handful of friends...

From 1995 to 1997 I was in the Army, stationed in Camp Casey, Korea, outside the village of Tongduchon. One weekend I went for a hike with a friend of mine. We walked across the valley and climbed one of the mountains to the north. We were used to seeing Korean War-era bunkers and trenches in the mountains, but this time we came across an aging microwave tower. Surrounding the tower was a clumpish circle of rusting razor wire decorated with tiny red triangular signs that said something in Korean. I crawled into the tangle of wire and retrieved one of the signs as a souveneir. The day progressed, we reached the top of the hill, looked around, and returned. When we got back to base, I went to one of the KATUSAs (Korean soldiers working with the US Army) to ask him what the sign meant.

He translated it as a single word -- "Landmines".

Submitted on 05/28/2003

Submitted by: Erin Corliss
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Charles said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Yep, real smart. War installation, something that looks like a danger sign... go on in and find out what it says...


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I like this one. Makes a nice HM.


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Real smart.


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