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Love on the railways

2003 Reader Submission
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In the Mendoza's department of Junin,a couple was hit by a train after having sex relations on the railways. The man, age 21 died instantly, and his girlfriend, aged 15 only got injured. It seems the couple had been drinking too much, and they fell asleep after relations.

At first, this case was pretty strange, because it was quite impossible they didn't hear the train coming. The

proved that the train passed over her, but didn“t aim her. "There's a space between the railway and the bottom of the train where her body fit"-said police sources.

This story can be checked at this site: http://www.losandes.com.ar/2003/0515/policiales/nota126569_1.htm

Submitted on 05/15/2003

Submitted by: arķa Correche
Reference: Argentina newspaper-15/05/03

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I know this is not the most excellent, but if we at least get it into the slush pile maybe we can limit the posts to the double digits. And it does have some good qualities...

Teela said:
Neutral: Darwin Award

Bill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I know I have seen this, but don't know if it made it to the slush pile or the rejects. We've had lots of train runovers, and recently several making love in dangerous places (road, blowhole). This is the first one I know of that combines the two.

Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Yes, one would think that there would be a lot more comfortable places to have sex than on a railroad!

Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
People getting hit by trains is getting very common these days... though I have to admit that the image of a couple having drunken sex on railway tracks does make this more amusing.

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