The Hair Down There 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
An account that happened to a friend of mine all happened in the summer of 2001. We had all just moved into a new city to find jobs to save money for the next semester of college that was coming up. Needless to say when you have 3 college guys living under one roof, you can assume there will be some form of drinking which will lead to sexual activity with the women that you met while becoming intoxicated.
After a party one night, one of my roommates participated in something every man dreams of. He was able to talk two girls into going to bed with him. The next day while I was cleaning beer stains and vomit, he walked into the den gleaming. I laugh at him now, but at the time I was jealous.
A few days later he noticed that he had an irritable itch around his crotch, and with further inspection found that he had tiny creatures crawling around in his pubic hair. Being too embarrassed to ask any of us what to do, he calls his older brother for advice. His brother informs him that a cup of bleach in a bathtub full of water will kill the crabs just as well as something that a doctor would prescribe. He decided to listen to this advice, but he failed to follow directions. At this he pours a gallon of bleach into the bathtub and fills it with just enough water as to completely submerge his lower region. After a few moments he decides his approach isn't working fast enough and commences pouring pure bleach all over his genitals. Needless to say he received chemical burns all over his penis and crotch area. He never went to the doctor for treatment, and missed the first two weeks of classes (due to his inability to walk). I still laugh when I think of him yelling at us to bring him ice. He did however kill off the crabs, but according to a girlfriend that he had recently been with after his encounter, his punishment was living with bleached white pubic hair for a month or so.
Submitted on 05/15/2003
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