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First for East Timor

2003 Reader Submission
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An East Timorese man was found lying face down, covered in mud and blood, looking very much like the victim of street crime, in the capital of East Timor, Dili. It was not until post mortem examiniation and subsequent investigation, that UN Police were able to reconstruct his last moments. The up and coming young criminal decided that it was not only cool to wear his hat backwards but also to shove his weapons, 2 long bladed knives, down the waist band of his tousers. The hapless individual, jumped over a small fence an landed in a large puddle of mud. He subsequently slipped over, sending the blade of one of his knives into his leg, severing his femoral artery. He bled to death before making it 10 feet.

Submitted on 05/10/2003

Submitted by: Captain Brett Clarke
Reference: UN POLICE Report Feb 03

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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Long and sharp, rather, but I digress. Yes, putting unsheathed blades down the waist band of your trousers and then jumping over a fence is unique.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
We've had several of these with guns as well as dye packs from bank roberies, but this is the fist I've seen with a knife. Short and sweet.


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