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Movie and Frozen Burger Doom

2003 Reader Submission
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(2002) I was at home, while my folks were in Florida( I'm 21, if anyone's interested), and was busy watching a movie after some serious channel surfing. Well, the movie ended, and I got the munchies. So, I went into my kitchen to nuke up a frozen burger. The problem with THESE frozen burgers is that they were REALLY stuck together. So, I decided to separate them with a knife, and then got the CRAZIEST idea of HOLDING THEM AGAINST MY CHEST while I separated them with the knife. Had the knife point not been so dull, or my belly button been an "inny"( giving the knife a place to halt at, rather than inside of me), I'd probably be dead right about now. So for those trying to separate burger patties that are frozen SOLID together- do it on the counter. That's all I have to say.

Submitted on 05/05/2003

Submitted by: Russ
Reference: Personal Account

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Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Amusing write-up, but really much too common.

Matt said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
I have heard similar things many times in the past, but we have a future DA candidate here!

Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing
But I am looking forward to your next submission!

Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Keep trying, I know you can get a full DA young man!

Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I can just imagine the police report. Thanks for the post.

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