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Naked Climber Falls to Death

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Reference URL: http://www.edinburghnews.com/index.cfm?id=441752003 [Excepted from the link above, as I couldn't write it any more humorously if I tried.]

A NAKED climber plunged to his death after climbing a 130ft telephone mast on the outskirts of Edinburgh.

The body of keen climber Stuart Bain, 22, was discovered by a farmer at the bottom of the mast. The family of the stonemason had reported him missing days before the tragic discovery at Warklaw Hill, Currie.

His family said that the 22-year-old’s death had been a tragic accident, but that he had been killed achieving a longheld ambition to SCALE THE TOWERING VODAFONE MODILE PHONE MAST.

His mother, Sheila, speaking from the family home in Lasswade, Midlothian, said: “It was an accident, that’s all it was. He loved to climb and had done ever since he was little.

“I know it was an ambition for him to climb the mast and that’s exactly what he did. Unfortunately, he just didn’t manage to climb down.

Submitted on 04/18/2003

Submitted by: Scott Anderson
Reference: www.edinburghnews.com 4/18/03

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Gregory said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
This one showed up on my list again, and since I can't skip it I'm going to defer to the other moderators, although I still have reservations.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Darwin Award
I would lean towards mentally ill. In addition, what he did (fall from a tower) was not all that exceptional: only his nakedness makes it marginally interesting.


Bill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
This is very borderline - his being naked tends to indicate either borderline sanity or suicide, which would disqualify him.


Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I don't even want to even think about this one - let the readers and Darwina decide!


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Um, NAKED tower climbing??? Let the viewers decide-


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