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Self-vasectomy attempt injures

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http://www.wisinfo.com/sheboyganpress/print/print_9829180.shtml

Posted Apr. 17, 2003

Self-vasectomy attempt injures man

An 18-year-old man was taken to the Sheboygan Memorial Medical Center at about noon Wednesday after he tried to give himself a vasectomy, said Sheboygan Police Lt. James Tetzlaff.

The incident occurred at a home in the central part of the city, Tetzlaff said.

The man had made preparations to do the procedure himself, but reached a point where he couldn’t continue with the operation, Tetzlaff said. After the man received medical attention, he was held for a mental evaluation.

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Teela said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Good Lord! That one made me cringe. However, with out further information, all we can give him is an Honorable Mention. Need a follow-up on this gent.


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