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Artist Cooking Porkchops Sets Off Huge Explosions Grease Fire Near 5-Pound Keg Of Gunpowder Leads To Blasts Posted: 1:09 p.m. EDT April 15, 2003 http://www.local6.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-211396120030415-120439.html

LAKE WORTH, Fla. -- An artist cooking pork chops near a 5-pound keg of gunpowder accidentally set off a huge explosion Monday that destroyed a workshop behind the Palm Beach Institute of Contemporary Art.

Authorities say a grease fire from the pork chops set off the blasts -- five loud explosions and 20 smaller ones on Lake Worth's main street. No one was injured.

The museum director said a workshop behind the museum and a sport utility vehicle were destroyed. But the museum itself and two historic cottages nearby were not damaged.

The artist, Douglas Ferrin, had permission to use the workshop. He told police he used the gunpowder to make .38-caliber bullets and 12-gauge shotgun shells. Police say they don't expect to make any arrests.

Unfortunately Mr. Ferrin will continue to cook and do art for the foreseeable future.

Submitted on 04/15/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.local6.com/sh/news/

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Bert said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I've found contact information for the artist and am contacting him to find out (hopefully) what actualy happened- I've reloaded, I'll be interested to hear his story if he'll give it.


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
I agree with Gregory.


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Accidental grease fire, ok. Storing gunpowder near a stove, stupid!


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sounds like it was a grease fire, thus an accident, that set off the gunpowder. How close the gunpowder was to the stove is not clear.


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


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