Darwin Awards: 2003 April Slush Pile

Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
Honorable Mentions
Urban Legends
Personal Accounts
Slush Pile
2003 April Slush
Short cut, cut short
Jack up
Human paper towel
A Medical First at Octoberfest
Cheap Thrills or Squeaky Wheel
Koroneburg's Villiage Idiot
Train ploy death
PB and BJ!
Mile-high club failure
Brains instead of Confetti
The fire, the oil, the shotgun
Losing Face Literally
gasoline in the Maytag
After You, Comrade...
Mooner hit by car
Homeland Security - A Legend?
My right arm for Pizza!
Driving and Dancing don't mix!
Homemade Throttle Cable
Hey ya'll, watch this
Self-vasectomy attempt injures
Train-escape thief is killed
Youth dies after drinking boil
Moron Imitates Croc Hunter
Stick to the Heimlich
inmate escapes (life)
toy kills drinker
Russian Lion Tamer
Not the Incredible Hulk
stay on the line
gipsy gas
Cooking up a Blast!
Naked Climber Falls to Death
Camp Fuel Jet Engine
More (ons) with Fireworks
Repeat my behind
Older Slush 
 
~ Randomizer ~
Newsletter
BookT-ShirtEtc.
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
SiteMap
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2003 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Stick to the Heimlich

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A Romanian man nearly choked on a plastic fork he used to dislodge food that was stuck in his throat, three years after doing the same with a metal fork.

Ionel Aldea, 56, from Focsani, said: "There was this piece of meat on the grill that I couldn't resist. It got stuck there in my throat and I was choking.

"I tried first to push it with my fingers but it didn't move. Then, I got desperate and looked around for anything that might help me.

"I thought the fork would save me and it did at first before it slipped into my throat too."

He was taken to hospital where doctors managed to remove the fork, local daily Libertatea reported.

Mr Aldea said the same thing had happened to him almost exactly three years ago when he used a metal fork to dislodge a piece of meat that had got stuck in his throat.

He said: "That time it was even harder for me. The plastic fork slipped down easier but the metal one was bigger and gave me a really hard time."

Dr Nicoale Bacalbasa, who helped remove the fork, said: "I've never seen this kind of case before. It's once in a lifetime that a doctor gets a chance to see this kind of thing."

Submitted on 04/13/2003

Submitted by: Angela Christie
Reference: ananova.com - March 5, 2003

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
As Bert said, "He's forked up repeatedly..." That's worth a Honorable Mention to me.


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
He's forked up repeatedly...


Gregory said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I dunno, maybe better for news of the weird than a DA. If I were choking with no one else around, I don't know what I would do. Trying a fork sounds better than certain death.


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend