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PB and BJ!

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Recently my friend, who works as a nurse in a local hospital, came home chuckling to himself about idiots.

When I inquired as to what was so funny, he told me one of the most hillarious stories Ive ever heard.

A man came into the ER, bleeding heavily, without any testicles. As it turned out, the man had spread peanut-butter on his genitles so his German Shepard would lick it off, pleasuring him. The dog did begin to lick off the peanut-butter, but then suddenly bit down on his nuts! Severing them instantly.

I have conformation from my friend that the man is now sterile.

Submitted on 04/01/2003

Submitted by: Kyle Chapman
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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Urban Legend
I don't know why Teela voted repeat or how she did it twice, but I haven't seen this one anywhere and I am sure it qualifies - as a UL until we get some confirmation.


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account


Teela said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Teela said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
This could be a winner with a better reference. I seem to recall a similar story in the past, but do not remember the details.


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