My right arm for Pizza!
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
My sister is an ICU nurse at Toronto's Sunnybrook hospital. She recently treated a patient who, while not a Darwin Award, likely soon will be, and definitely deserves an honourable mention.
The guy orders a pizza, but when the delivery boy arrives, he decides that he doesn't want to pay. Instead, he gets out his shotgun and proceeds to beat the delivery boy with the butt of the gun. See where this is going? Of course, the gun is loaded and the safety is off.
Bang.
Unfortunately, the loser survives, minus an arm (at the shoulder). Submitted on 04/01/2003
Submitted by:
Andrew
Reference:
Toronto, March 2003
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