Darwin Awards: 2003 April Slush Pile

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2003 April Slush
Short cut, cut short
Jack up
Human paper towel
A Medical First at Octoberfest
Cheap Thrills or Squeaky Wheel
Koroneburg's Villiage Idiot
Train ploy death
PB and BJ!
Mile-high club failure
Brains instead of Confetti
The fire, the oil, the shotgun
Losing Face Literally
gasoline in the Maytag
After You, Comrade...
Mooner hit by car
Homeland Security - A Legend?
My right arm for Pizza!
Driving and Dancing don't mix!
Homemade Throttle Cable
Hey ya'll, watch this
Self-vasectomy attempt injures
Train-escape thief is killed
Youth dies after drinking boil
Moron Imitates Croc Hunter
Stick to the Heimlich
inmate escapes (life)
toy kills drinker
Russian Lion Tamer
Not the Incredible Hulk
stay on the line
gipsy gas
Cooking up a Blast!
Naked Climber Falls to Death
Camp Fuel Jet Engine
More (ons) with Fireworks
Repeat my behind
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Darwin Awards
2003 April Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Short cut, cut short 8.3 (339 votes)

Jack up 8.3 (417 votes)

Human paper towel 8.3 (379 votes)

A Medical First at Octoberfest 8.3 (280 votes)

Cheap Thrills or Squeaky Wheel 8.3 (350 votes)

Koroneburg's Villiage Idiot 8.1 (205 votes)

Train ploy death 8.0 (248 votes)

PB and BJ! 7.9 (286 votes)

Mile-high club failure 7.9 (144 votes)

Brains instead of Confetti 7.8 (201 votes)

The fire, the oil, the shotgun 7.7 (238 votes)

Losing Face Literally 7.5 (152 votes)

gasoline in the Maytag 6.9 (156 votes)

After You, Comrade... 6.9 (47 votes)

Mooner hit by car 6.8 (185 votes)

Homeland Security - A Legend? 6.5 (185 votes)

My right arm for Pizza! 6.4 (125 votes)

Driving and Dancing don't mix! 6.4 (107 votes)

Homemade Throttle Cable 6.0 (48 votes)

Hey ya'll, watch this 6.0 (84 votes)

Self-vasectomy attempt injures 6.0 (132 votes)

Train-escape thief is killed 5.7 (95 votes)

Youth dies after drinking boil 5.7 (206 votes)

Moron Imitates Croc Hunter 5.5 (53 votes)

Stick to the Heimlich 5.3 (112 votes)

inmate escapes (life) 5.3 (77 votes)

toy kills drinker 5.2 (54 votes)

Russian Lion Tamer 5.1 (86 votes)

Not the Incredible Hulk 5.1 (150 votes)

stay on the line 4.9 (44 votes)

gipsy gas 4.5 (102 votes)

Cooking up a Blast! 4.4 (61 votes)

Naked Climber Falls to Death 4.0 (121 votes)

Camp Fuel Jet Engine 3.8 (103 votes)

More (ons) with Fireworks 2.8 (81 votes)

Repeat my behind 1.1 (79 votes)

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