Darwin Awards: 2003 March Slush Pile

Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
Honorable Mentions
Urban Legends
Personal Accounts
Slush Pile
2003 March Slush
If only he'd asked...
Shoot with the proper gun!
Second Time is the Charm
A Gasser of a Story
Belt Loop Tensile Strength
Dat's why I'm de boss...
Hillbilly Voltometer
Lifeguard Drowns
Metal Objects + Masturbation
"Misadventure" at 65mph
Self treatment gone awry
Sex Toy makes Sparks Fly
Tobacco Spitter Spits His Last
Fire in the hole!
Namibian nitwits
Burning cardboard rubbish
Smoking seriously damages heal
English: A Blonde Moment
Motorcyclist Killed by Cable
propane grill blast
Phony Drug Robbery
Wing Walker
I just fixed the fence ...
Grenade Fireworks
TV BOO BOO
Psychologist dies trying to ge
College and Gas
Gas tanks axed
Happy Halloween
Dye Pack Dummy Verification
urban legend?
Older Slush 
 
~ Randomizer ~
Newsletter
BookT-ShirtEtc.
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
SiteMap
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2003 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Hillbilly Voltometer

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

[Edition=MET/METRO; Date=05/05/2000; Section=NEWS;

Page=05b;]

This is a verbatim excerpt from my home town paper, the Courier Journal of Louisville, Ky. No mention was made re the irony of this Darwin Award contender's name.

Terry J. Luckhardt Sr., 38, of 8904 Willow Creek Drive, was using a tiller when he

received a shock about 2:50 p.m., said Allan Terry, a Jefferson County deputy

coroner. Luckhardt then used a spade to find what had shocked him, and

was killed instantly when it hit a wire that was carrying electricity from the house to a shed.

Terry said the wire was a household type,

rather than the kind for underground use.

"Bring me a fork, Ma. After I finish tillin' I want to check that light socket on the porch."

Submitted on 03/27/2003

Submitted by: Vicky Barnes
Reference: Courier Journal 5/05/2000

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Darwin said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This is hilarious! I agree with Gregory, the first instance of encountering an electric shock was an accident, but the second was pure lack of sense. Thanks, Vicky!


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Hmm. Probing for the cause of an electrical shock with a metal shovel. Sounds Darwin worthy to me.


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence


Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Accident.


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
That's what "one call" is for- DIY utility location isn't a good idea...


Buy a Book!
The third Darwin Awards book is packed with over 100 all-new tales of the triumph of nature over mankind. If you're considering sawing through the tree branch directly overhead... stringing a "shell" necklace of live ammunition... installing deadly boobytraps in your own home... you jut might be a Darwin winner! Illustrations by Zeebarf and McGookin.

"The Darwin Awards... constitute a delicious
sermon in support of common sense."
-The Baltimore Sun
[Buy it!]  [Read More]

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend