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2003 Reader Submission
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It was a few years ago that I dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz for Halloween. Now you have to understand that I was a 28-year-old man with a full beard. I had red slippers, a dress, the wig and a basket with a little stuffed Toto.

I also had flash paper. Flash paper is a thin, highly combustible paper used in pyrotechnics and by magicians as special an effect. I procured a few sheets for entertaining friends during the evening.

I cut a bunch sheets into small strips and used it as lining for Toto's basket, then went out to see a band for the evening.

After a few hours of enjoying myself, I accidentally bumped into a friend with a cigarette and the cigarette proceeded to fall into my basket and... whooompf! All the flash paper ignited and produced a huge fireball.

I received second-degree burns on my hand (holding the basket), second degree burns on my lips and nose, singed my beard, eyelashes, eyebrows and ruined my wig.

I’m lucky I didn't bring all of my flash paper that night and only a few sheets. I’m also lucky that I didn’t catch my friend’s hair on fire as he was wearing a lot of hairspray.

Submitted on 03/27/2003

Submitted by: Jason Myles
Reference: Personal Account

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Darwin said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I'd imagine there was a good reason for you to put the flash paper in Toto's basket -- you were planning to entertain friends with it, perhaps? I also enjoy playing with flash paper, sure makes a nice "whoomph!" Does sound like a close call but putting the flash paper there in the first place just sounds nutty! Nthing personal, Jason!


Teela said:
Neutral: Personal Account


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
ildly amusing.


Gregory said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
accident, although careless.


Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Why in Hell did you line Toto's basket with flash paper? Cremating Toto DEFINITELY isn't in the book, or the movie...


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