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Psychologist dies trying to get into his flat arch 20 2003 at 10:45AM A 62-year-old clinical psychologist fell to his death on Wednesday in an attempt to get into his eighth-floor Mouille Point flat using a rope. According to a witness who works in the building, the man had tied a rope around his body after locking himself out of his flat. thobela Tyekana said the man was trying to scale the balcony to reach a window through which he could enter, but a knot apparently came undone and he plunged to his death. "We were approaching the building after having moved some furniture," said Tyekana. 'It looked like a piece of cloth being tossed by the wind'

"At first it looked like a piece of cloth being tossed by the wind, but upon closer inspection we made the horrific discovery." After interviewing witnesses, police concluded that the man's death was an accident. "The gale-force wind in the area may have been a contributing factor when he fell at around 3:50pm," said Inspector Paul Manuel. The psychologist, who worked as a guidance counsellor at the Cape Technikon, lived alone. He kept to himself, said shocked neighbours.

In a statement on Wednesday night, Cape Technikon vice-rector of student services Mandla Tshabalala said the counsellor would be sorely missed. This article was originally published on page 2 of The Cape Argus on 20 March 2003 Cape Town - South Africa

Submitted on 03/20/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: The Cape Argus 20 March 2003

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Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Was he a climber or had any experience with rope and knots? Sounds like he tied a granny knot when he should have used a bowline on a bight to hold him and some prusickers to climb. Of course, if he had been smart, he would have called the management and asked them to let him in.


Gregory said:
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Not the most original


Bert said:
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I think we've had a couple of similar ones from the US?


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