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Dye Pack Dummy Verification

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.calahouston.org/best98.html

Here you will find the story of the Dye Pack Dummy. Addiotionally, I think it is worth noting that the robber has actually sued the "responsible parties" for his injuries.

Submitted on 03/13/2003

Submitted by: Reg Fife
Reference: http://www.calahouston.org

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Bert said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I recognize a few items on this site- Others I recognize from UL spams.

Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes

Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
It seems the injury actually happened in 1998. A bit old for consideration of current awards.

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