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English: A Blonde Moment

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I already received a mug and fish for the story, but I cannot find it anywhere on your wesite!! Here is the story again....At a small cottage on the Wisconsin River near the Wisconsin Dells, we were working in the kitchen to prepare dinner. "Mom" had her face in the refridge, I was at the sink and Jane was trying to get the oven warmed. Suddenly there was a loud "BANG" and I was blown over the sink into the window above, "Mom" ended up blown halfway into the refridge and Jane was missing her eyelashes and eyebrows and her hair was badly singed!! I asked, screaming, "What happened???" Turns out Jane had been busy trying to light the old fashioned gas oven-but had turned on the gas "for a few minutes to let it warm up" before lighting the pilot light!! Boom!!!!!

Submitted on 03/12/2003

Submitted by: Dee Nickel
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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Even if not found in the archives, it's still worthy of a mention (and perhaps an HM). [no dogs were harmed in the making of this submission]


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I can't find it either, maybe it didn't make the final cut.


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