too hot chocolate 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
submitting this as an honorable mention, unfortunatley I can't confirm wether the gentleman's ability to procreate was permanently impaired as a result of this incident, but it certainly was for a while!
England, 1997 I was chatting with a friend of mine, a farrier's apprentice (a farrier being a blacksmith who shoes horses rather than just a metal worker) whose boss had taken 4 weeks off work claiming to have pulled a muscle in his leg, leaving his customers complaining as their horses feet urgently needed attending to and there was a backlog piling up.
My friend (who, like his boss, shall remain nameless to protect identity!) informed me of the REAL reason his boss was off work, which he wouldn't admit to his customers - he had been having a romantic evening with his girlfriend, and had decided to utilise some chocolate body paint to spice up the evening, the instructions on the jar tell you to warm it in the microwave for a few seconds, however he misread the directions and put it on high for over 2 minutes.
He then proceeded to pour the VERY hot chocolate onto his privates without realising until it made contact exactly how hot it was, and suffered prety nasty burns, which gave him a bit of a John-Wayne kind of walk for a few weeks and almost certainly put him out of sexual action for a while! Submitted on 02/14/2003
Submitted by:
Kirsty
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