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an tried to fry eggs in carto

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

An award winner in the making.

A young Norwegian, hungry after a night on the town in Bergen, decided to fry himself a

few eggs when he got home. The next thing he knew, his apartment was full of smoke and

angry firefighters.

The young man, apparently in an alcohol-induced stupor, forgot a few elementary things while

attempting to satisfy his hunger. Like taking the eggs out of the carton, for starters.

Fire alarms went off in his building on Tartargaten in Bergen after the egg carton started burning up

in the frying pan. Firefighters rushed to the scene around 4am and broke their way into the man's

smoke-filled apartment.

eanwhile, the man had fallen asleep during his late-night cooking session. He got a rude awakening.

"He'd forgotten to take the eggs out of the carton before frying them," fire brigade leader Harald

Norvik of the Hordaland police district told newspaper Bergensavisen.

The firefighters weren't amused. They find themselves responding to alarms several times a year that

are set off by drunks preparing late-night snacks.

"It can be life-threatening when people pass out while cooking," said Harald Skaalvik of the fire

department.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=487428

Submitted on 02/11/2003

Submitted by: Steve
Reference: Aftenposten Interaktiv

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Slightly amusing with the eggs still in the carton, but really much too common.


Teela said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common


Jack said:
Neutral: Other
Puts me to mind of the night when I fell asleep while microwaving a pot pie and awoke to the apartment filled with smoke and the flashing lights of the fire truck outside....


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
OK, he was obviously drunk, but what a stupid way to nearly do yourself in!


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